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| 11 hours ago | Paul Lynde | | "I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church." |
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| Yesterday | Robert Benchley | | "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." |
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| Sep 8, 2010 | Alanis Morissette | | "We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect." |
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| Sep 7, 2010 | Rita Rudner | | "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." |
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| Sep 6, 2010 | Jay London | | "I saw a stationery store move." |
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| Sep 5, 2010 | Robert Orben | | "Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected." |
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| Sep 4, 2010 | Bob Hope | | "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." |
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| Sep 3, 2010 | Christopher Marlowe | | "Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." |
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| Sep 2, 2010 | Anthony Burgess | | "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." |
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| Aug 31, 2010 | H. L. Mencken | | "It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man." |
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| Aug 30, 2010 | Steven Wright | | "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." |
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| Aug 29, 2010 | Woody Allen | | "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." |
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| Aug 28, 2010 | Groucho Marx | | "I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up." |
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| Aug 27, 2010 | W. C. Fields | | "I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes." |
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| Aug 26, 2010 | Walt Disney | | "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." |
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