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| 4 hours ago | 5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class | | Forget about Stephanie Meyer or JK Rowling or Stephen King--at the end of the day, they just write stories and make billions of dollars. No, the writers who really deserve a pat on the back are the ones who wrote completely fictional stories that, over time, were remembered as actual history. |
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| 4 hours ago | Weird Sex Injuries That Destroy Your Junk | | A survey conducted in England revealed that a third of the population, roughly 18 million people, have injured themselves in some form or another during sex. Which is incredible when you consider the fact that the British don’t have sex. Pulled muscles, cricked necks, carpet-burnt knees and bruising are among the most common of the sexual injuries, and since they happened in the throws of passion, 40% of people claimed they didn’t even realize they were hurt until the following day. The following is a list of bizarre sex injuries which were discovered pretty much the split second they happened. For many of them I’m not sure which was worse; the injury itself or having to explain what happened to the doctor? You can be the judge. |
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| 11 hours ago | Holy Taco's 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team | | Criminals are to the NFL as crabs are to prostitutes. It would be impossible to have one without the other. As it is, they are both unfortunate but unavoidable byproducts of two favorite all-American pastimes: football and transactional fornication.
Because the Prostitute All-Crab Team would be difficult to write, we will instead welcome in the 2010 NFL season by presenting you the updated version of 2005's NFL All-Criminal Team that I first wrote for the now defunct website, The Phat Phree. Five years is a lot of time for a lot of crime, and the players of the NFL didn't disappoint. So sit back, relax and see if your favorite NFL criminals made the cut.
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| 11 hours ago | Real Life Lemmings. Yes, Lemmings. | | We shot this video on a beautiful summer day in Boston, with dozens of people stopping us to ask why we were dressed up like Vegas showgirl graduates. A few people got the reference and shouted, "LEMMINGS!" which some of us found insulting, because we're quite capable of thinking for ourselves. |
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| 11 hours ago | Teen shot by speargun missed death by millimeters | | The trauma surgeon had worked his share of gunshot and knife wounds and, once, had pulled a metal post out of a guy's chest. But what he saw when he looked down at 16-year-old Connor McKee on Tuesday was something new. |
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| Today | 15 Murderers Who Had Creepy Jobs | | The murderers on this list take peculiar to a new level with the sheer creeposity of their day-jobs. Peruse this list, if you dare, and start suspecting everyone. |
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| Today | My Sweater Says Banana, But I'm Holding a Pineapple! | | Some eras of fashion should be buried, never to be resurrected again. Whether or not you could categorize these knit sweaters into any sort of era is highly questionable, but it's for your visual pleasure alone that we're glad these photos were documented. You're Welcome. |
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| Today | Five Other Things Worth Burning More Than the Koran | | As the now infamous Jones posits on YouTube: "I mean, ask yourself: Have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim?" Never -- except for Barack Obama on Inauguration Day. Are we right, Glenn Beck? But look, while everybody is burning sacred documents, we have a few items to toss on to the pyre. Anybody bring marshmallows? |
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| 16 hours ago | 10 Hottest Dirty-Named Teachers Caught Sleeping w/ Students | | Just in time for back-to-school, here's a list of the hottest teachers ever caught sleeping with their students like you've never seen it before: filtered to only include teachers with names that could be construed into sexual innuendos. No, YOU grow up! |
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| 16 hours ago | Firefighter's Injury Report Ridiculous, But Not False | | The Massachusetts Civil Service Commission has overturned a firefighter's two-day suspension last year, after he filed an injury report because the chief made him shave his mustache. Make any sense? No. Allow us to explain... |
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| 20 hours ago | What It Takes To Actually Sink A Cruise Ship | | Maybe the video below has already hit your radar, but imaging how badly that ship must be getting tossed to create that kind of chaos got me thinking about _well, what could actually cause a modern cruise ship to sink?_
First off, it's actually happened. In 1980, the _MS Prinsendam_ |
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